Category Archives: Olive

“Oooh, this is exciting! It is so very exciting! Isn’t that so amazing, Augustus, Adolphus, attending a real team meeting? Fancy it; we’re actually part of a team! And would you believe it, Olive said I might even be able to become a co-leader if I’m nice enough to her! What an honour, eh? AndContinue reading “Chapter 5”

“Right, children!” bellowed the tall, angry-looking farmer’s wife. “Quieten down now! Quickly, come along! Children, please! I’m getting a headache from all of this noise, and my throat will hurt if I have to keep shouting!”             But the children around her showed no signs of quietening down. The pale elder boy in the poshContinue reading “Chapter 4”

“Where on earth is Mary?” Olive demanded, tapping her shoes on the dirty floor.             She was sitting at a table covered in puddles of alcohol in her favourite pub, the Barmy Duck, opposite three other women, who sat nibbling peanuts or, in the case of Hetty Waters, sipping a tall glass of beer. TheContinue reading “Chapter 3”

Olive was assessing the train compartments in the way a bourgeois architect might evaluate the suitability of a building for some grand artistic project. Specifically, she was looking for a compartment that was not full to the brim with snivelling children. Olive was not a snivelling child, and did not care to associate with thoseContinue reading “Chapter 2”

“Olive! I’m going out. Augustus and Adolphus said they’d meet me at the cinema at half past eight because of the cool, hip new film that’s out. It’s meant to be fabulous. It’s meant to be cool. You ought to see it, actually. Oh, and I expect Brandon will be there. You know, Brandon, theContinue reading “Chapter 1”